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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

AP Exam Score

Yesterday I got a little envelope from the AP College Board.

Shit! It's my exam grade.

Slowly, I opened it.

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

I took a deep breath, and then peaked.

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh - HOLY CRAP!

I got a 5!


Monday, July 10, 2006

3 More Reasons

Few more reasons you should have watched the World Cup...

Odonkor (GER)
David Trezeguet (FRA) - Thierry Henry's best friend. Awwww
FABIO CANNAVARO (ITA) - GAH! He's gorgeous! The jury is out on whether he can evenly rival the adorableness of Henry. Pirlo hugging him tightly during the shootout of the final made even this French supporter coo.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

The 10 Reason to Watch the WC

So now that US is out, I get to focus on the more superficial aspects of the World Cup - hot soccer players!

10. Kaka (BRA)
9. Rafa Marquez (MEX) - Could've been higher up on the list...but his hair is too oily
8. Frank Lampard (ENG)
7. Asamoah Gyan (GHA)
6.Michael Ballack (GER)
5. Pablo Mastroeni (USA) - My friend Jen met him (and the rest of the US Nat. team) in Nashville. She said he was gorgeous in real life (as was Bocanegra and Convey)
4. Giovanni van Bronckhorst (HOL)
3. Didier Drogba (COT)
2. Roque Santa Cruz (PAR)
1. Thierry Henry (FRA) - You can have Ronaldinho and his samba moves, I'll take Henry's va-va-vooms anyday. He's fast, brilliant, and at the same time impossibly adorable. LOVE!

NOTE: Why is Christiano Ronaldo not on the list? After all, he is young and very attractive.

Well, that is because he is a cry baby and has the emotional maturity and sense of sportsmanship less than that of the 6-year olds I watch this summer as a camp counselor

NOTE: And Beckham?

The vomit ruined him for me. Yuck.