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Sunday, April 23, 2006

I <3 Will

Erica: The Easter bunny is the reason for the season.
Will: Eggs died for us.
Squeaky: Wait - I don't get the "died" part.
Will: Not "died"; "dyed", like "d-y-e-d."
Squeaky: Oh, I get it.
Erica: Actually, I don't think she does understand the religious implication of it.
Will: No, I think she does understand because she hasn't been living under a Star of David shaped rock her entire life.



Later...

Squeaky (while searching for exact change): Ugh, sorry guys. I know I'm being such a stereotypical Jewish grandma right now.
Amanda: Es koo'. Ima THE stereotypical redneck.
Ingrid: Dude, I promote the stereotypes of both my mom's and my dad's side. I love rice AND fried chicken.
Erica: Haha, that's funny. I don't think I know what my stereotype is
Will: You are a stereotypical bitch.


Oh, Will...what would I do with you?